so, tomorrow is the 4th of july. (happy indepedence day y'all) unfortunately, fireworks are non-existant here. completely banned thanks to norcal spontaniously combusting lately. how is a transplanted texan supposed to celebrate the 4th with out fireworks? seriously? not even a sparkler. nothing. how will my child grow up appreciating America with out a smoke bomb that stains the concrete until christmas? i dont think he can. next year, i think we'll do the 4th in TX and set some stuff on fire!!!!
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That's those SF values for you. I'm pretty sure that the right to blow stuff up is in the Constitution somewhere. Brush fires be damned.
no sparklers? seriously?
There wasn't even a fireworks display sponsored by the city for y'alls to go watch? forshame!
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